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    Hotel The Oyster Smack (Burnham-on-Crouch, United Kingdom)

    Hotel The Oyster Smack (Burnham-on-Crouch, United Kingdom)

    About The Oyster Smack

    The Oyster Smack is located in Essex, England along the River Crouch. The inn consists of a main building with five rooms and another five rooms in separate chalets. The rooms all include king size beds, free Wi-Fi service, and flat-screen televisions. The en-suite bathrooms  include hair dryers and fresh towels. Coffee and tea making facilities are also provided in the rooms. Free parking is available at the hotel, the main building of which dates back to the 1800s. Despite its age, the inside has been completely modernised for the convenience of the guests. A continental breakfast is provided for guests, and the in-house restaurant at the Oyster Smack Inn serves a main menu that includes oysters, as the name suggests, as well as a wide variety of other meats, sea food, and poultry dishes Attractions near the hotel include Mangapps Railway Museum and the popular Waterfront beach area.

    Top amenities

    • WiFi in lobby
    • Free WiFi
    • Parking
    • Pets
    • Restaurant
    • Hotel bar

    Rating overview

    • LocationVery good  8.4 / 10
    • RoomsVery good  8.1 / 10
    • ServiceExcellent  8.5 / 10

    Positive Reviews

    positive:

    Location is Convenient

    The inn is located on a main road in the middle of the village. The Waterfront is not far away, and you will easily be able to walk to several of the small local shops and scenic spots. The inn is also conveniently located for touring around Essex by car

    positive:

    Rooms and Bathrooms Fantastically spotless

    Many guests stated that their rooms were clean and spacious, offering plenty of room to spread out and unpack for longer stays. Several guests also said that the bathrooms were quite clean and well maintained. So, you aren't likely to find any mould, mildew, or leaky plumbing in the bathrooms.

    positive:

    Restaurant is Excellent

    Guests consistently say that the food at the Oyster Smack Inn is delicious, especially the seafood. You can expect the inn to live up to its name when you sample the oysters and other restaurant fare.


    Negative Reviews

    negative:

    No Heating and Cooling Systems in Rooms

    Many guests were upset by the fact that it seems impossible to consistently heat or cool their rooms. There are no heating or air conditioning systems for them to individually control. As a result, you might find the temperature of your room to be uncomfortable.

    negative:

    Breakfast is Not Available Every Day

    Although the inn serves a continental breakfast each morning, several guests expressed their disappointment that cooked breakfasts are only served a few days a week. Many guests also expressed their disappointment at having to serve themselves at times during breakfast.

    negative:

    Soundproofing in Rooms Needs Work

    Several guests mentioned that certain rooms don't have traditional windows, only ceiling windows that are impossible to see out or open easily. Guests also commented that the rooms are not soundproof at all. Every little noise can be heard.


    All amenities

    Property amenities
    1. Parking
    2. Pets allowed
    3. Hotel bar
    4. Non-smoking rooms
    5. Restaurant
    6. WiFi in public areas
    7. Room service
    8. Free WiFi in public areas
    9. Free WiFi
    10. Masks provided
    11. Safe distance
    12. Response protocol
    13. Online check-in/check-out
    14. New safety protocols
    15. Cashless payment
    Room amenities
    1. Shower
    2. Openable windows
    3. Television
    4. Hairdryer
    5. Central heating
    6. Electric kettle
    7. WiFi
    8. Free WiFi (rooms)
    9. Closet
    Accessibility
    1. Accessible parking
    Food and beverage
    1. Diabetic food

    Contact

    112 Station Road,  CM0 8HR,  Burnham-on-Crouch,  United Kingdom
    Telephone: +44(1621)782141 | 

    Frequently Asked Questions about The Oyster Smack

    • Is there a pool area at The Oyster Smack?

      No, The Oyster Smack doesn’t offer pool areas.

    • Are pets allowed at The Oyster Smack?

      Yes, The Oyster Smack has a pet policy that may vary based on the room type or availability. Please check with the hotel directly to learn about their pet policy.

    • Is parking available at The Oyster Smack?

      Yes, The Oyster Smack provides Parking, Accessible parking for guests.

    • Where is The Oyster Smack located?

      The Oyster Smack is located in 112 Station Road, CM0 8HR, Burnham-on-Crouch, United Kingdom.

    • What is the cancellation policy for The Oyster Smack?

      The cancellation policy for The Oyster Smack varies depending on the type of room and booking conditions.

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